不是冤家不上床

　　前科累累的惯犯嗨（尼古拉斯·凯奇 Nicolas Cage 饰）同狱警艾德（霍利·亨特 Holly Hunter 饰）一见钟情，两人喜结连理。之后，嗨决定为了爱妻痛改前非做个好人。非常喜欢孩子的艾德发现自己居然无法生育，终日郁郁寡欢，嗨看在眼里十分痛心。镇上的大亨亚利桑纳（特雷·威尔逊 Trey Wilson 饰）家诞下了五胞胎，听闻此事，艾德和嗨甘愿冒险，从大亨处偷了一个名叫尼尔森二世的婴儿。终于有了孩子艾德十分幸福，嗨却逐渐感到了作为一名父亲的压力。丢失了孩子的大亨十分焦急，报案之后警察却对案件毫不上心，此时，一名自称“地狱使者”的壮汉找到大亨，打包票能帮他寻回儿子。
　　嗨的家里也是一团糟，两名囚犯越狱前来投奔嗨，他们发现婴儿身价不菲将其劫走。与此同时，嗨得罪过的上司也发现了婴儿的秘密，并以此要挟嗨对他百依百顺。千钧一发之际，为了妻儿，为了保护他所爱的人们，嗨不得不重出江湖。

　　以收烂账为生的九纹龙，与妻离异，和儿子相依为命。他不想儿子知道自己不务正业，讹称自己是警察，却在无意间给拆穿。九纹龙邻居Shirley任职服装公司，为人精明能干。她发现未婚夫Chris好色，为存颜面，便伪装成幸福待嫁样子。九纹龙儿子在学校经常说谎，龙前妻知悉，决意带子去外国生活。龙洗心革面，与好友何B仔于街头卖稯子， Shirley对龙渐生好感，但龙自卑，适值何B仔离去，龙顿失挚亲和朋友，失落异常。此时龙前妻出现将子还予龙，并给他钱做小生意。这时何B仔因欠债走投无路，龙出手相救，二人又重聚。龙的生意蒸蒸日上， Shirley也放下了思想重担，坦诚接受事实，龙与她于是开始一段纯真感情。

　　这个家庭有着一对父母、十二个孩子和一堆宠物，热闹混乱的局面反而为家庭增添快乐。尤其是那些性格不一、年龄各异的儿女们，就像活宝一样深得父母欢喜。现在，这家人正面临着前所未有的变化：因为父亲汤姆（史蒂夫·马丁 Steve Martin 饰）要去大城市的高校球队任教，他们要搬往那里生活了，这亦意味着，孩子们会有更好的教育和更广阔的发展空间；当然，父母日渐繁忙的工作也会削减他们和孩子沟通的时间。
　　母亲凯特（邦尼·亨特 Bonnie Hunt 饰）的作家事业也如日中天，甚至要离家宣传新书。孩子们已经和父母日渐生疏，大城市的生活让这个家庭得到了日渐光鲜的地位，却失去了内在的情感纽带。看来，汤姆和凯特要重新思考和抉择了。

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　　UCLA college student Jonathan Moore (Anthony Edwards) is playing a game called "Gotcha" (popular on mid-1980s college campuses as "Assassin" or "Tag"), wherein the players are all assigned a mock "hit" on another player by use of a harmless paintball gun. Moore and his apartment roommate Manolo go on a vacation to Paris, France. After touring some of Paris, in a cafe Moore meets Sasha Banicek (Linda Fiorentino), a Czechoslovakian girl. Eventually, Jonathan has intercourse with Sasha, losing his virginity.
　　Jonathan decides to leave Manolo (who is heading to Spain) and go with Sasha to West Berlin to spend more time with her. Jonathan believes that he is in love with Sasha. There, Jonathan and Sasha continue to have sex and even go to an Oktoberfest beer gathering. One night, Sasha tells Jonathan that she has to go to East Berlin to pick up a package. One night after arriving in East Berlin, Sasha leaves their hotel room and walks to dark street corner. There, Sasha meets a German man who tells her the location of the pickup of her package. Meanwhile, Sasha was being monitored by a Soviet agent, who was sitting in a car at a distance. During the day, Sasha tells Jonathan that if she gives him a certain message, it means that he has to leave East Berlin immediately. At a cafe, Sasha gives Jonathan a package and says that a strudel is inside. A little later, Sasha tells Jonathan to meet her at the butcher shop near their hotel. All of a sudden, a Soviet agent begins to chase after Sasha. Sasha decides to use Jonathan (who is holding her package) to unknowingly get the package over to West Berlin. Meanwhile, Sasha is taken by the Soviet agent and East German secret police.
　　Jonathan goes to Checkpoint Charlie to cross the heavily fortified border into West Berlin. At the East German customs search, Jonathan is stripped of his clothes and given a cavity search. Meanwhile, Sasha is stripped and searched for possible espionage evidence. Vlad arrives at the border crossing to search for Jonathan, however Jonathan passes the border safely before he can be captured. Once in West Berlin, Jonathan feels liberated by the Westernized society. In the hotel, Jonathan receives a message from Sasha to meet him at a specified location. Jonathan finds out that his hotel room was broken into and robbed of his traveler's checks. Soviet agents eventually find Jonathan in West Berlin and chase him throughout a public park. Jonathan jumps into a water canal and manages to escape from the Soviets and stumbles upon a German rock group headed for Hamburg, who offer him a ride to the airport.
　　The rock group successfully get Jonathan to the airport (using full-face makeup to sneak him past a checkpoint) and Jonathan finally arrives in Los Angeles Tom Bradley International Airport and to his apartment. Soon, Vlad and a band of Soviet agents arrive too in Los Angeles. Once home, Jonathan stumbles upon a film canister, which was planted by Sasha. Jonathan visits his parents and tells them what happened in Germany but they cannot believe a word of it and think Jonathan is on drugs. Jonathan decides to call the FBI then the Central Intelligence Agency for help. Jonathan returns to find his apartment broken into and looted.
　　The CIA officer tells Jonathan to give them the photo film canister. At the Los Angeles headquarters of the CIA, Jonathan spots Sasha who looks like she was working there. Jonathan eventually meets up with Sasha. Sasha admits that she is Cheryl Brewster, a CIA agent, originally from Pittsburgh. Out of nowhere, Vlad and his gang begin to chase Jonathan and Cheryl on the UCLA campus. Jonathan eliminates all the Soviets with a tranquilizer gun which he gets from the campus veterinary sciences building. The Soviets are arrested, the CIA agents thank Jonathan for his (indirect) help in obtaining the film, and Sasha tells him she wants to continue their relationship.
　　After they part, Jonathan talks to a pretty student who rebuffs him coldly. As she walks away, he aims the tranquilizer pistol and shoots her in the rear.

　　肖恩·考尔法克斯（尼古拉斯·达歌斯托 Nicholas D'Agosto 饰）和尼克·布莱迪（艾瑞克·克里斯蒂安·奥森 Eric Christian Olsen 饰）是格拉德·R·福德高中橄榄球队的主力战将，二人性格开朗，英俊帅气，几乎没有那个女孩不拜倒在他们的脚下。这两个家伙也大展花花公子的风范，甚至比赛时都不忘猎艳。
　　转眼暑假将至，球队教练将训练营定在了德州的厄尔帕索——一个极度炎热、没有美女的荒凉地方。肖恩和尼克突发奇想，决定加入美女如云的啦啦队训练营。啦啦队队长卡丽（萨拉·罗默尔 Sarah Roemer 饰）对这两个油腔滑调的家伙极为抵触，却最终不能阻止他们加入进来。不过随着训练迎的进行，他们却发现自己越来越难以从中抽身……

　　艾索（艾迪•墨菲 Eddie Murphy 饰）是底特律黑白两道的大名人，身为警探，却也不时干些偷鸡摸狗的勾当，而且他侦办案件时经常不按程序办事，上司对他十分头痛。这天，艾索因为敲诈烟贩而差点被开除出去，幸亏好运气才免遭于难。
　　艾索偶遇了一位刚出狱的好友，这人带着巨额的德国债券来到了底特律。两人重逢后不久，艾索的这位朋友就被谋杀了。深谙此事不简单，艾索开始了调查。他独自一人追踪嫌疑人维克多来到了好莱坞的比佛利山，正当他准备上前盘问时，却被当地警察带回了警局。当艾索调查得悉维多克的确在贩毒时，当地的警长同意介入调查，却将艾索打发回老家。艾索只好劝说当地的一名警员比利（祖德•莱茵霍尔德 Judge Reinhold 饰）和他合作，两人开始了私自调查。

　　早崎是医疗器械公司的研究人员，10年前开发的血压计获得了广泛的好评，自然对他的下一个开发都寄予了厚望。但是和助手一起开发的人工护理机器人进展不顺利，他开始感到很大压力。有一天，他的眼前突然出现了和他一模一样的另一个自己。。。
　　
　　Dopperugenga是德语（Doppelg?nger）自视性幻觉的意思。古代传说，看到自己幻觉的人会在几天内死亡。。。

　　一位物理学家用热力学定律来描述浪漫感情，但他的理论却被自己的爱情生活所证伪。