只羡鸳鸯不羡仙

　　Released in France as La Kermesse Heroique, Carnival in Flanders is set during the long-ago war between the Dutch and Spanish. A tiny village in Flanders is invaded by Spanish troops. The townsfolk have heard of Spanish cruelties in other towns, and decide to deflect the vanquishers by playing dead. This isn't terribly effective (you have to take a breath once in a while), so the wife of the burgomaster tries to soften up the invaders with a lavish carnival. So successful is this venture that the Spaniards allow the village to escape being decimated, or even taxed. An award-winner many times over, Carnival in Flanders was banned in Germany; evidently, Goebbels caught on that director Jacques Feyder and scenarists Bernard Zimmer and Charles Spaak were drawing deliberate parallels between the Spanish and the then-burgeoning Nazis.

　　The gang encounters with some spiritual bodies and finds out the truth about the Jamnadas Orphanage where they were brought up.

　　邪恶的Spengo星国王Tod爱上了地球人Nelson夫人,将她劫持到了外星,并意图摧毁地球,Nelson先生为了营救自己的妻子,和Spengo星人联合,要推翻Tod的暴政，并拯救地球

　　马哈茂德（欧米德·吉亚李利 Omid Djalili 饰）是一位深爱着妻子的好丈夫，一位对孩子十分负责任的好父亲，但却并不是一个循规蹈矩的穆斯林清教徒，宗教信仰对于他来说不过只是画地为牢庸人自扰，快乐和自由才是马哈茂德虔诚信奉的教义。
　　马哈茂德的儿子拉希德（Yigal Naor 饰）到了该结婚的年龄，并且有一个非常可爱的未婚妻。然而，忧愁还是笼罩着这个年轻人，因为他未来的老丈人是一位非常古板和保守的穆斯林牧师。想要迎娶他的女儿，不仅仅是自己，自己的全家上下都要通过他的测试。就在这个节骨眼上，马哈茂德震惊的发现自己并不是穆斯林，而是抱养来的纯种犹太人。

　　无人不知的美国大亨霍华德·休斯在晚年过起了隐居生活，在人们的心中愈加神秘，然而有关他的任何一点新闻都会牵动美国人的神经。
　　这次引起轰动的是一个小作家艾尔文（理查·基尔），他声称得到授权为休斯写回忆录。新闻每天追踪着关于休斯的各种消息，休斯的传记也如约出版。艾尔文因此一夜致富，闻名全美。就在这一切进行的如火如荼时，艾尔文和他的亲友却感到惴惴不安，因为一切都是假的。他们根本没见过休斯，更没有什么授权，他们只是为了一个谎又扯一个谎，最终织成了弥天大谎。或许更让艾尔文悲哀的是，他已经难分生活的真实与虚假，他编造着别人的生活，也让自己走入了谎言的陷阱。

　　寅次郎（渥美清 饰）在一次偶然中遇见了一位老人（铃木光枝 饰），经过交谈寅次郎得知，老人的孩子搬到了东京生活，留下她一个人孤零零的守在老家。善良的寅次郎决定和老人一起回家，并且陪她聊天解闷。第二天，一位医生拜访了老人，寅次郎这才知道原来老人生病了，而她宁愿守在家里忍受病痛，也不愿意孤独的在医院里接受治疗。
　　负责老人病情的医生名叫真知子（三田佳子 饰），实际上，她有着和老人差不多的经历。真知子的丈夫在早先年登山的时候不幸丧生，而一双儿女一个在异地念大学，另一个寄养在母亲家中。真知子的工作非常的繁忙，根本无暇照顾年幼的儿子，久而久之，孩子对母亲有了误解。

　　本片讲述了金山城青年毕咀、毕结两兄弟因意外捡到一块玉佩从而卷入到城内两大帮派的斗争中，并阴差阳错消灭了帮派，最终维护了城内和平，发生的一系列啼笑皆非的故事。金山城老大罗大福近日获得一块玉佩，据传闻，玉佩内藏有一座银矿的地图，但此玉佩从外部看与普通玉佩别无二致。罗大福获得玉佩的消息不胫而走，赌场老大马史也垂涎于银矿，双方明争暗斗，却不料藏宝图落在了毕咀、毕结两兄弟手里。最终两人不仅成功保护银矿，自我得到了救赎，也恢复了金山城的安宁。

　　Unemployed Czech-speaking writer Nicholas Whistler thinks he's got a job visiting Prague for a bit of industrial espionage. In fact he is now in the employ of British Intelligence. His pretty chauffeuse on arrival behind the Iron Curtain, Comrade Simonova, is herself a Czech agent. Just as well she's immediately attracted to 007's unwitting replacement.

　　14-year-old Hervé is an average teenager who lives with his mother and struggles to cope with his libido impulses, unprepossessing physique and mediocre intellect. His major preoccupation is dating a girl. Unfortunately, in this area, girls keep turning him down. But he hasn’t given up hope yet. One day, without really understanding how, it seems that Aurore, one of the prettiest girls in his class, actually likes him. Camel, his best friend, who is heavily into hand jobs and porn films, persuades Hervé to try to sleep with Aurore. Hervé boasts of his virility when he is with Camel, but when he is with Aurore, it's a completely different matter.
　　2009 Cannes International Film Festival – Director’s fortnight