大话武林
6.0 |2025年11月09日 |正片 |共1集
简介:
清早,古镇酒楼里金如意喊伙计们起床开张,却发现厨子铁牛留下一封辞职信之后不见了踪影,跟着一起消失的还有店里的银子。视财如命的金如意被气晕在地。一个壮士要承包酒店宴请朋友,提出让酒楼准备八个菜试吃,经过众人的不懈努力和创新,“橘子全席”被摆上桌,贵客张大牛尝了一口便晕倒在地。酒店的人误以为张大牛食物中毒,惊慌失措。雪青青对张大牛的身份产生怀疑,几经周旋这才弄清楚张大牛的身份:原来此人正是江湖上极负恶名的“独孤贼”。可张大牛没有高强的武艺也没有歹毒的心肠,他到处放出谣言,虚构出一个恶贯满盈的身份,目的只为混吃混喝,并未真正伤害过谁。雪青青让张大牛按手印留下证据,如若说半句假话,就把此份记录上报官府。在品尝过张大牛的厨艺后,金如意希望他能留下做厨子。张大牛起初并不情愿,可碍于自己有把柄在雪青青手上最终还是同意留下。金如意和众人一起准备开店,迎接古镇酒楼的全新生活......

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